tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-313290562011-07-08T02:27:52.438-04:00Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06944860463861145178noreply@blogger.comBlogger21100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31329056.post-29654864527642852382009-08-28T23:19:00.004-04:002009-08-28T23:47:56.555-04:00Jon and Kate Plus 8<br /><br />For some reason Facebook keeps trying to get me to "Become a fan of Kate Gosselin." I will not become a fan and here is why.<br /><br />OK, Dee started watching Jon and Kate +8 when it first came out, so I had seen a couple episodes. We had a subscription to People Magazine so I was able to keep up with the whole scandle they've been having. Something I noticed in the very first season: Jon regretted having so many kids. You could see it on his face. Dee and I just had Jackson around the same time this show started. I see Jon on TV going out and playing golf for some "alone time." What a freakin' crock. You know how many times I've played golf since Jackson was born? Once, and it was a par three course. Jon is a retard.<br /><br />Another first season observation: Kate was pretty fat and unattractive. Now that Jon decided to start banging some school teacher, apparently Kate got some plastic surgery and turned out pretty good. Jon's off sowing his wild oats while Kate gets hot. One downside to Kate becoming hot: she still has all those retarded looking kids to drag around everywhere. This post actually started because I was just going to slam the Gosselin's kids for looking so retarded. Yeah, I know most parents think that their kid is the cutest ever, but come on. Jon and Kate have to look at these kids and think, "WTF? When they were all in the womb did all their faces press outward to give them that that squinty, alien shaped head or what?" Someone just punch Jon Gosselin in the cock, please. I don't hate retarded children, I just hate retarded children with the last name Gosselin.<br /><br />While researching on how to spell 'Gosselin' I found an article titled, "Jon and Kate Plus Slumping Ratings."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31329056-2965486452764285238?l=2tearsinabucket.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06944860463861145178noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31329056.post-43024752325137132422009-08-28T17:51:00.005-04:002009-08-28T18:13:35.010-04:00I'm gonna start blogging again... for like the third time. I'm off for a week taking care of Dee so I need something to pass the time. I've been having a lot of weird dreams lately and those can be very entertaining for someone else to read. Plus I seriously need a hobby and blogging is free. I've figured that my first few topics can be the recovery of Dee's foot. Dee (mine wife) had surgery on her foot this morning. She had broken a bone in her foot and I guess it healed wrong. So today they cut it open, broke the bone and twisted it back into place. I think they put a couple of pins in to secure it. Anyway, hopefully she will let me take pictures of her foot and document the grossness. She can't take the bandage off until she goes back to the doctor so its not really that gross right now but they did give her this totally retarded boot to wear. She already said that I'm the meanest nurse ever and called me <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nurse_Ratched">Nurse Ratched</a>.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_QhS51Pr3KE8/SphU1ikCqOI/AAAAAAAAAAY/-NTqZwsXOXM/s1600-h/Ratched.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 244px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_QhS51Pr3KE8/SphU1ikCqOI/AAAAAAAAAAY/-NTqZwsXOXM/s320/Ratched.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5375139434054461666" border="0" /></a>I think I'm more like <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Randle_McMurphy">McMurphy</a>.<br /><img src="file:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/COMPAQ%7E1/LOCALS%7E1/Temp/moz-screenshot.jpg" alt="" /><br />Since she has a bum foot right now I've been calling her <a href="http://aqua-teen-hunger-force.wikia.com/wiki/Dirtfoot">Dirt-Foot</a>.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QhS51Pr3KE8/SphVAnvHi4I/AAAAAAAAAAg/hxYLvvnJ7iE/s1600-h/dirtfoot.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 99px; height: 137px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QhS51Pr3KE8/SphVAnvHi4I/AAAAAAAAAAg/hxYLvvnJ7iE/s320/dirtfoot.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5375139624421657474" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31329056-4302475232513713242?l=2tearsinabucket.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06944860463861145178noreply@blogger.com0